I hate giving away ideas, but…
2009-04-12 8:22 pm ∴ Thoughts ∴ Tags: , , ∴ by matt -
Awesome

Awesome

I really, really, really, really want an old timey bathing suit.

See how awesome that is? That guy is picking up two chicks AND it’s a stereoscopic photo.

I want one for my next beach trip. Yeah, I haven’t been on a beach since I was twelve or so and I cook in the sun and it smells like bacon (Hickory Smoked!), but I think I could easily pull off the look.

Plus, I can use great pick-up lines.

“Hey dame, what do you say you and I go for some outlawed spirits while we buy stocks on margin. Later, we can head to my house where I have a light bulb!”

Or:
“Has anyone ever told you you’re the swinginest flapper who ever jabbed herself with a hatpin?”

Or: “Have you met the Great Gatsby?”

I. Can’t. Lose.
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